|The Mage Sister||
Hi guys. Charlie here. Mom’s doin’ stuff today so she said I could say ‘Hi’ if I wanted to.
She’s in one of her writer-y moods and she’s just staring at that dang box again. I don’t know why she bothers. All she does is swear at it an’ get mad and she spanks it A LOT! I don’t know what it’s doin’ but it must be really, REALLY bad, cuz she never spanks me. She never swears at me like that either, but she does get all red in the face and call me a brat sometimes. I think that’s funny!
You know what? A couple days ago that stupid box got sick. Wanna know a secret? OK, but SHHHH! You can’t tell Mama. I did it! Ha ha ha!!! I figured if I broke it she couldn’t sit and stare at all the time and not play with me. And she’d probably take it over to Auntie’s house to see if she could fix it, and then I’d get to go and play at Auntie’s, too! Which I did.
So I just turned it on and started hittin’ keys. Hey, I hit all those keys, and you know, it wasn’t nearly as much fun as mama seems to think it is. I can’t figure out what she can be starin’ at! It didn’t squeak, or want to play catch or even smell like anything. It was pretty boring… and weird! Did you know that sometimes people don’t wear clothes on that thing? Yipes! You don’t see me takin’ my fur off and struttin’ around like it’s neat-o, do you? Peoples are supposed to wear clothes. Someone needs to tell them that, cuz I don’t think they know.
But then Auntie fixed it. Grrr. I didn’t think she would, but she did. I almost said a bad word. But, you know, she’s my Auntie and she’s nice and she smells good. Plus, Auntie lets me do lots of stuff at her house that Mama won’t let me do, so I couldn’t be mean to her.
Anyways, DON’T tell Mama, cuz she’d probably be mad. She might even call me a brat AND spank me. Yipes! But I’d do it again in a whisker! Tee hee!