|The Mage Sister||
Hey. This is Charlie. If you're readin' this, call the doggy coppers. Just dial bow-wow-wow. I just can't put up with anymore of this neglect and abuse... I have the worst mom in the world.
Yesterday, she made me get in the sink and dumped soap and water all over me. I was wet EVERYWHERE! And then... and then she put this stinky stuff on my back. Well, no wonder the fleas don't like it! It stinks! And she makes me WEAR it! I love her, but she clearly doesn't know how to take care of a little guy like me.
And she won't let me sleep by the window. She always puts my pillow on the other side of the bed. And she put all my toys in a box and won't let me put 'em on the floor where I can see 'em. She'll only let me have like three or four at a time! How can a guy play with only four toys!
And tonight was the last straw... I was a good boy all day and she wouldn't give me another cookie! That was just mean! I wanted that cookie!
Wait... shhhhhh! What? I'm not doin' nuthin'! Hey! I don't wanna go to bed! Noooo! Noooo! WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!!!!!