|The Mage Sister||
WANTED: 20-something Professional Woman Seeks House Husband. Licenses in general contracting, electrical, and plumbing strongly preferred. Must be a strong multi-tasker, be capable of lifting 100 lbs or more, and possess an energetic and self-starting attitude. Minimal talking allowed. Must be willing to get dirty, and work as a team with Lawn-Husband and Car-Husband. Required to collaborate with Car-Husband every six months or so to clean the garage… and the basement… and the attic.
Duties include taking out trash, eliminating vermin (spiders, ants, mice, etc), unclogging drains, resolving miscellaneous plumbing, electrical and structural issues, and tackling big grungy jobs. Duties do not include cooking, messing around in my kitchen, touching my stuff or telling me if these pants make my butt look big. I won’t ask. You don’t go there. Other duties as assigned.
NO benefits. Salary negotiable, but may include cupcakes, the occasional steak, and all the basking in my female genius you can handle. Actually, that’s all it includes - but that’s plenty, bud, and you’ll learn to like it!
Call for appointment to apply in person. Thieves, psychos, murders, perverts, drug addicts, slobbering alcoholics, stupid guys, lazy bums, controlling women-haters, and complete and total jerks need not apply.