|The Mage Sister||
Nathan Den Rowan There’s always room in Catherine’s closet… or closets, I should say.
Catherine Den Rowan Just a minute there, buddy! Don’t be giving away my closet space! I need every inch of it.
Nathan Den Rowan And mine, too. And everyone else’s.
Catherine Den Rowan That is NOT true.
Nathan Den Rowan Tell me that you DON’T have sixteen different closets.
Catherine Den Rowan I DO NOT have sixteen different closets.
Nathan Den Rowan Now Catherine, that is a bold-faced lie! You are lying!
Catherine Den Rowan I am not!!!
Nathan Den Rowan You don’t have sixteen closets?
Catherine Den Rowan No.
Nathan Den Rowan How many closets do you have?
Catherine Den Rowan … … …
Nathan Den Rowan Catherine, how many?
Catherine Den Rowan Twenty-two.
Nathan Den Rowan TWENTY TWO!!! When did you take over six more closets?!?
Cullen Dahrvi When you weren’t looking, clearly.
Catherine Den Rowan No one asked you, Cullen! Besides, it's twenty-two eensy-weensy closets nobody is using!
Nathan Den Rowan EENSY-WEENSY!!! You could throw dinner parties in those closets and have room for dancing after!!!
Catherine Den Rowan You’re exaggerating. I need at least six more.
Nathan Den Rowan No you don’t! You cannot possibly wear the contents of twenty-eight enormous closets in a hundred lifetimes!
Catherine Den Rowan You’re just being mean! Nobody is using them anyway.
Nathan Den Rowan Nobody has a chance to the way you’re going!
Cullen Dahrvi Give it up, Nathan. In five hundred years, have you ever won this argument?
Jahx Rife I don’t think it matters whether he wins the argument or not.
Nathan Den Rowan Arrggh! You can say that again. What did I do to be cursed with such an addle-pated, fluff-headed harpy from hell with a million and a half shoes?
Cullen Dahrvi I take it that’s rhetorical…