When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln
Jahx May I ask why you would have an elephant by the hind leg in the first place? That’s a rather dangerous practice, I must say.
Thor What’s a elephant?
Jahx They are gigantic creatures with a very long nose and great big ears.
Thor You’re having me on!
Jahx No I’m not! There are lots of them in Tenari and the archipelago to the south of there.
Thor There are monsters in Tenari?
Jahx They aren’t monsters, they’re animals.
Thor Long noses and giant ears, and their huge? That’s a monster! Ask anybody!
Arinda Well, you certainly wouldn’t want to get close to one, would you? Because they could easily pound you flat. So what’s the distinction between a monster and a huge, alarming and somewhat dangerous animal.
Thor And a really scary one!
Jahx They’re not scary, unless they’re angry. Rinda, do you really need encourage him?
Arinda I’m just trying to see things his way.
Jahx Yeah, well, if you make him cry, YOU get to deal with him and explain it all to Hell-ien.
Arinda Okay, they’re NOT monsters, Thor. They’re like fluffy little pussy cats... very gentle actually.
Thor Pussy cats don’t have big ears. Are they like bunnies? They have big ears.
Arinda Yeah, that’s it! Bunnies! They’re like big bunnies that have long noses.
Arinda What??? He’s never gonna see one anyway!