There is in every true woman's heart a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity; but which kindles up, and beams and blazes in the dark hour of adversity. ~Washington Irving
Simon Now that had to be written by a spark.
Alech Why is that? Some people appreciate sparks for the wonderful folks they are.
Simon Yeah, sparks do.
Alech You tryin’ to pick a fight, mutt boy? Allow me to remind you that you have no appreciable skills that would gain you a victory against the likes of me.
Simon I don’t speak to dogs!
Nathan Now Simon, we’ve already established that dogs don’t speak to you. Get it right.
Alech Why would that be?
Nathan They have too much self respect.
Simon Who asked you Nathan?
Nathan Say thank you, Simon.
Simon What? Thank you for insulting me?
Nathan No, ‘thank you’ because Alech just went away without kicking your butt. When are you ever going to learn not to pick fights that are bigger than you are? Baiting sparks, of all people! Are you insane?
Simon I could’a taken him!
Alech Excuse me?
Nathan Oh, please, do go on. I’m dying to hear this.
Alech More to the point, he’s gonna be dying to in a minute.