There are people so addicted to exaggeration they can't tell the truth without lying. ~Josh Billings
Cullen You would know.
The Mage Sister What’s that supposed to mean?
Cullen As if I need to spell it out for you. I have to say, though, you are the worst liar I’ve ever met.
The Mage Sister Pppphhhhhhhbbbttttttttttttt!!!!!!! You can just zip it, you jerk! Who asked you?
Cullen I say! Such course manners.
Nathan Cullen, cut it out. Quit baiting the Mage Sister.
Cullen But I have such fun at it. She takes everything so seriously!
Nathan She does, doesn’t she?
The Mage Sister No one asked you, Nathan.
Cullen I asked him, missy. Mind your own beeswax! And by the way, don’t you have your own blog to play with? This is ours, so go away!
The Mage Sister What?!?
Nathan Always horning in, isn’t she?
Cullen I know! Like it has anything to do with her!
The Mage Sister Well, maybe I’ll take your blog off my site! How do you like them apples?
Nathan Sheesh! What an over-reacter!
Cullen No kidding! Have you seen a healer about your emotional issues? You know, the lying and tantrums might just be symptoms of a larger pathological condition.
Nathan That’s true! It could be quite serious!
The Mage Sister Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!
Nathan Gasp! She swore at us! How rude!
Cullen The very nerve! There are rules about that, missy! We’re just trying to look out for you.
Arinda Cut it out you two! Don’t pay any attention to them – they’re dafnits!
Cristov Don’t you two have anything better to do? Patients to see, laws to uphold? If not, I can find something for you to do at the Keep.
Nathan Geez. See what you did now?
The Mage Sister I didn’t do anything. You got yourself in trouble.
Nathan Sad, isn’t it? Complete denial of responsibility.
Cullen I’m afraid she’s completely insane.
Cristov YOU TWO!!! COUNCIL CHAMBERS!!! NOW!!!