The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep. ~ Alan Patrick Herbert
Nathan Well, my Kitty is certainly a spirited little thing if nothing else. More like a tiger than a sheep.
Catherine What do you mean by that?!?
Nathan Well, I didn’t mean it in a bad way, Kitty.
Catherine Since when are you nice to me? Here I was with an absolute ripper of a comeback, and you slap it right out of my mouth by saying something nice, you #*@%(&)@%!
Nathan I say! Such language isn’t suitable for a lady, much less a queen. However, since you are so very dear to me, I’ll overlook it.
Catherine Don’t you patronize me, you big buffoon!
Nathan ***sigh*** Alright, go ahead and say your great comeback.
Catherine No! It's too late now.
Nathan Go ahead. We'll listen.
Catherine Oh, shut up!
Nathan Alright then. Perhaps you’d like a nap? You seem tired.
Catherine I'm not tired. Go away now!
Nathan Here, let me rub your feet.
Catherine Get away from me!
Nathan Aw, Kitty! Come back!
Catherine No! You’re being weird! I’m leaving until you stop being a loony!
Cullen … … … Good job!
Nathan That worked really well! Thanks for the tip, Cullen.
Cullen Anytime, brother. Anytime.