The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up. - Scott Adams, Dilbert, 07-12-09
Nathan I do that frequently at my job.
Arinda Nathan! You do not!
Nathan I do! When people don’t want to listen it doesn’t matter what you say. So I just make up stuff to entertain myself, basically.
Cullen Well, that explains why everyone thinks the king is a nut job.
Nathan NOBODY THINKS THE KING IS A NUT JOB!
Cullen They do, too.
Nathan Who thinks that?
Nathan No one has ever said I’m a nut job!
Cullen Right. Like they’d say it in front of you.
Nathan Who said I’m a nut job?
Cullen Right. Like I’d tell you.
Arinda Cullen, stop that! You’re just winding him up.
Cullen Aw! It’s such fun to wind him up! He gets wound up so nicely! Didn’t you know that a prime sign of a nut job?
Nathan Shut up, you!