|The Mage Sister||
What sort of stuff?
Cullen Mage stuff.
Care to elaborate?
Cullen Secret mage stuff.
Nathan BIG secret mage stuff.
Cullen As in, none-of-your-business, BIG secret mage stuff.
Nathan Like, if I thought you might have any idea about this stuff, I’d have to bash you in the head with a tree and make you stupid.
Cullen What do you mean ‘make’ her stupid, Nath? You can’t get much more stupid than she is now.
Nathan Fair point.
I thought Sebastien has the gold standard for being a jerk. I’m really starting to not like you two.
Cullen FINALLY!!! Congratulations, Nathan! Good job!
Nathan Back atcha, pal! But jeez, it took her long enough!
Cullen I know, right? I thought she was never going to b#$%&^r off.
Cristov I see. So you’ll be in your work clothes and prepared to shovel out the stables in five minutes then?
Nathan Excuse me?
Cristov If you’ve got time to be rude, you have time to do some chores around the Keep. As I said, five minutes. Be prepared to work off some of that attitude.
Nathan Awwww! Do we have to?
Nathan We have the cleanest damn stables in the known history of the world.
Cristov And we have you to thank for it.
Cristov Cullen, how kind of you to volunteer to scrub the rubbish bins in the scullery! Thank you!
Cullen What? Wait just a minute! That job is reserved for the disgraced!
Cristov You’re heading there faster than I can keep up with.
Nathan Okay, I would have left off that last comment, Cullen.
Cullen Shut up, Nathan!
Cristov Good idea, or you can count on joining him, Nathan.
Nathan Always gotta have the last word, don’t you, you old goat?
Cristov Sooooo… two for stables and scullery duty. Thanks lads. Very kind of you to volunteer.
So, got any more clever quips for me, boys?... … … Anything? ***Gasp*** That was a very rude gesture where I come from!
Nathan It’s a rude gesture where I come from, too!