Nathan I do!
Cullen What do you have to do to be banned from the Buck? They let anyone in there.
Simon I don't want to discuss it!
Nathan He picked a fight with a barmaid and she beat the crap out of him.
Simon Shut up, Nathan!
Cullen Seriously Simon? Picking fights with girls?
Simon She didn't look like a girl.
Cullen May I remind you of the time you thought I was a girl?
Simon Will you you let it go, Cullen? Jeez, a guy makes one mistake.
Nathan You tried to kiss him.
Simon Yeah, well, you didn't have to break my nose.
Cullen I fixed it for you.
Simon Well, are you ever gonna let me live it down?
Nathan Yeah, don't think we're not gonna talk about what happened at the Buck last night.
Cullen You really got beat up by a girl?
Nathan Wiped the floor up with him.
Cullen HA!!! You are fierce, Simon. FIERCE! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Simon Why don't you shut up and fix my face, healer!
Cullen Why don't I get my nurse to do it? That way, if you get unruly, she can beat you up, too.
Simon That was really not funny. Shut up, Nathan! Stop laughing!
Nathan HAHAHHAHHAHAHHHH HAHHAHAHHAAH HHAHHAHAHHAH HAHHHAHAHAHAA!
Cullen You really should breathe, Nathan. You're turning blue.
Simon I'm leaving. I don't have to sit here and take this.
Nathan Well, be careful. There're some pretty fierce girls out there.
Simon Ha ha.
Nathan I can't protect you from all of them, Simon!
Simon SHUT... UP!!!