Simon, I heard that you were banned from the Buck & Fowl. Is this true?

Simon  Shut up. I don't want to talk about it.

Nathan  I do!

Cullen  What do you have to do to be banned from the Buck? They let anyone in there.

Simon  I don't want to discuss it!

Nathan  He picked a fight with a barmaid and she beat the crap out of him. 

Simon  Shut up, Nathan!

Cullen  Seriously Simon? Picking fights with girls?

Simon  She didn't look like a girl. 

Cullen  May I remind you of the time you thought I was a girl?

Simon  Will you you let it go, Cullen? Jeez, a guy makes one mistake.

Nathan  You tried to kiss him. 

Simon  Yeah, well, you didn't have to break my nose.

Cullen  I fixed it for you. 

Simon  Well, are you ever gonna let me live it down?

Cullen  Nope. 

Nathan  Yeah, don't think we're not gonna talk about what happened at the Buck last night.

Cullen  You really got beat up by a girl?

Nathan  Wiped the floor up with him.

Cullen  HA!!! You are fierce, Simon. FIERCE! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

Simon  Why don't you shut up and fix my face, healer!

Cullen  Why don't I get my nurse to do it? That way, if you get unruly, she can beat you up, too.

Simon  That was really not funny. Shut up, Nathan! Stop laughing!

Nathan  HAHAHHAHHAHAHHHH  HAHHAHAHHAAH HHAHHAHAHHAH HAHHHAHAHAHAA! 

Cullen  You really should breathe, Nathan. You're turning blue.

Simon  I'm leaving. I don't have to sit here and take this.

Nathan  Well, be careful. There're some pretty fierce girls out there. 

Simon  Ha ha. 

Nathan  I can't protect you from all of them, Simon!

Simon  SHUT... UP!!!