Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire… is so… delightful! And since we’ve no place to go… let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! ~ Sammy Cahn, 1945
Nathan Well, that just demonstrates a thoughtless and insensitive lack of foresight, if you ask me. What about the poor people who DO have someplace to go. Really, I ask you.
Cullen Any idea how many cases of frost bite I see each winter? Oh sure, it’s pretty, but it’s also deadly!
Nathan I know! And she wants to bring more down!?! What else would you like to fall from the sky in this rain of death? Axes? Rocks? Hungry beasts?
Cullen Well, I might as well cancel all my plans for the foreseeable future. I’m going to be stuck in the hospice healing folks from injuries sustained in this deluge of terror.
Nathan I’ll have to send carters through the street howling “Bring out your dead!” Can’t get much grimmer than that! Why on earth would you wish this plague on us woman? What did we ever do to you?
The Mage Sister Okay, you two can stop it now. Weirdos.