 Oy! You lot! Hey, Nathan here. Say, here's the thing. Today's my birthday, right? Normally, there's this great to-do and a big festival and nonsense, and I have to wear a damned uncomfortable suit and great heavy crown. Well, NOT TODAY! I've had it! I've had more birthdays than I care to remember and I just think I should be able to do what I want on my day, not... well, anyway. This year, I decided, NO WAY! I'm not doing it. So I cast a forget spell. Everyone thinks the Festival is next month, and then tomorrow when the spell wears off, it'll be too late! Heh he haahhhahhhaaahhahahhah! Pardon me. Anyway, don't tell my wife! If word gets back to her, she'll tell Cristov and I wouldn't put it past him to turn back time and then I'll have to do the festival anyway. And it's really, really hot out there! Have pity on a poor king! So why should you keep your cakehole to yourself? Well, I'm not an unreasonable guy. I've arranged to give you a sneak peek of Jeannie's next book, which, of course, features ME. Really how could it not. I mean, I'm astonished I'm not in ALL her books. They must be bloody boring. In any case, here is her secret hiding place. Enjoy! And just remember, you rat me out and you might find yourself with...  What are you going on about, Nathan? 
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