|The Mage Sister||
Catherine You can do that?
Nathan Don’t get any ideas, woman!
Arinda First you’d have to get Nathan to dig the hole, though. I’m mean, he’s awfully tall, and that would be a lot of work.
Catherine I'd also have to have someone else to bury him again, because that’s a lot of work, too.
Nathan You two are NOT funny.
Arinda I suppose we could do the burying part together – you know, half the work.
Catherine You’d do that for me? You’re so sweet!
Arinda Of course! Then you wouldn’t have to risk paying someone to keep it to themselves.
Catherine That's a very good point. Good thinking!
Nathan Yeah? Well, how are you going to get us to go to sleep. You can't MAKE me go to sleep.
Arinda Cullen will give us something to put in your tea!
Jahx Arinda, I think that’ll do.
Cullen Sure! Why not! I’ll even help you bury them.
Jahx Really, Cullen? Don't encourage them.
Arinda AW! Thanks Cullen!
Cullen Don’t mention it!
Arinda I won’t if you won’t!
Nathan HILARIOUS! You lot are hilarious.
Catherine Oh Nathan, I’ve been meaning to ask. I have a lovely new specimen tree for the garden. Beautiful flowers! Would you mind digging the hole for it? The poor gardener put his back out.
Nathan There’s that buzzing sound again. I think I have a nasty infestation of the flying spouse. Anyone know a good exterminator?
Jahx The flying spouse? You don’t say! I understand they can be quite annoying.
Nathan Indeed! They have a sharp drone, and they whiz around your head on brooms! Plus their poisonous sting can bring a fully grown man to his knees.
Catherine Funny. Where’s my shovel?