Nathan Do you think if we all loved Sebastien enough, he’d get pissed off and go away.
Cullen Probably not. He’d get mad and try to roast you.
Sebastien du Chanz Why don't you *censored* *censored* *censored*, you *censored* *censored*, Nathan, and shut the *censored* *censored* up! You can *censored* *censored*, for all I *censored* care!
The Mage Sister Not kidding, Sebastien!!! Stop cussing people out on here, or you're going to be banned.
Sebastien OH PLEASE, make my *censored* day! Go ahead you *censored* witch! I *censored* dare you.
The Mage Sister Nice man. Really.
Cullen Okay. Moving on.
The Mage Sister Sigh. You know, Abraham Lincoln once said, “I don’t like that man. I must get to know him better.” Maybe that’s all that Sebastien needs, is for you to get know him better.
Nathan This Lincoln chap sounds a bit of a dafnit.
The Mage Sister Nathan! He was a very wise man!
Nathan Not very if he's hanging around the likes of Sebastien! Besides, if you don’t like someone, chances are there’s a reason why!
The Mage Sister Rrrr! He wasn't talking about Sebastien, ya dafnit!
Nathan Then why bring him up!?!
Cullen Nathan is the dafnit! He doesn’t think past his own nose! If nothing else, whatever happened to keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Nathan My enemies tend to smell, so the last thing I want to do is keep them close, much less clos-ER. Throw ‘em in the dungeon – then the smell won’t bother anyone.
Cullen Well, you just proved my point.
Arinda You never throw anyone in the dungeon, Nathan! You always say the dungeon is too messy for visitors at present.
Nathan Have you been down there? Do you know?
Catherine There is no one in the dungeon.
Nathan How do you know, Kitty? You haven’t been down there either.
Catherine Evidently, neither have you! The dungeon isn’t DOWN. It’s UP – it’s a TOWER and it’s clear over in town! In your Dad’s time, they used to throw people off the parapet into the street.
Nathan Ew! Catherine! That is totally uncivilized. Really! The very idea! That would make an enormous mess… someone would have to clean it up, and it would be disgusting! I’m not doing that!
Catherine Right. Love that ‘dungeon’, don’t you Nathan?
Nathan I never said I actually used it. I just said it was there… somewhere… wherever it is.