|The Mage Sister||
Simon If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Nathan If I compliment a woman’s hair, but she only speaks Chilharian, would she be flattered?
Catherine Why are you complimenting some woman, Nathan? You never compliment my hair! Who is this woman with the stunning hair, anyway, you jerk?!?
Nathan If a wife screams at her husband and he sticks his fingers in his ears… la, la, la, la, la, la…