|The Mage Sister||
Cullen Good grief, here she goes again.
Nathan Sigh. You are a barbarian, woman! We’re you raised in a jungle?
The Mage Sister What’d I do now???
Nathan Do I REALLY need to explain it to you? Really???
Cullen It’s a holiday. Hol-i-day. HOL...I…DAY.
The Mage Sister What?
Nathan Holy day, dumb$#%. Holidays are for reflection. Why do you think no one likes them?
The Mage Sister Valentine’s Day is a holy day in Kynllaria?
Nathan Valentine? Don’t know what you’re talking about. Today is a day we remember all of our lost loved ones. It’s the Day of the Bereaved.
The Mage Sister Wow. You’re a fun-loving lot, aren’t you? We try to enjoy our holidays.
Arinda Stop winding her up, Nathan! It’s not that big a deal. We also remember those we love amongst the living.
Jahx We certainly do.
Arinda Not now, Jahx. Stop it!
Nathan Oh gawd! There they go! Someone grab a hose, quick!!!
Arinda Oh, like you and Catherine haven’t been picking fights all morning!
Nathan I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Catherine Arrogant plock-faced buffoon!
Nathan Addle-pated harpy from hell!
The Mage Sister Wow, and you call ME a blasphemer.
The Mage Sister Nathan?
The Mage Sister Catherine?
The Mage Sister Hello????
Cullen Forget it. They’re all at it again.
The Mage Sister Ah. Well. Why aren’t you celebrating with your wife, Cullen.
Cullen One, I have work to do. Two, Gwenn makes me wish I were one of the bereaved.
The Mage Sister Ooo-kay. Well, seeing as how this isn’t the first time I’ve blundered into a Kynllarian Hol-i-day, today we’ll revisit Halloween and the Autumn Festival.
Cullen Super. Cuz that was so much fun…
The Mage Sister Didn’t you say you have some work to do, Cullen?