|The Mage Sister||
Jahx Unless, of course, you happen to be a mage. Then you can plan on never choosing another thing for yourself for the rest of your #^&$**&^ life.
Arinda ***gasp*** Jahx! Language!
Jahx Sorry. But it is true.
Nathan ***sigh*** Ain’t it just.
Catherine Exactly what sort of things have been forced upon you, Your Majesty?
Nathan Well, the fact that I get to be married to a mean, vindictive, addled-pated, harpy from hell who, incidentally, is very loud and judgmental ALL THE TIME, for one!
Catherine Your magick chose me. I’m the one who had no say in the matter!
Nathan And neither did I!
Catherine If you had better control of your magick, maybe you would!
Nathan OH! OIJEF NOEN VIONIOWE HIEOHO SNKOVINOS NOSNDV IOPIH AWRTQNS!!!!
Arinda Calm down, Nathan! You’re speaking in tongues!
Jahx That's a curious shade of purple. He looks like he’s going to explode.
Catherine Ignore him. He’s just looking to get attention.
Nathan You’re an evil hag and I hate you.
Catherine I hate you very much, too, darling.
Nathan How much... ?
Catherine Come with me and find out.
Jahx And there they go.
Arinda Ick. I wouldn’t mind if they didn’t call so much attention to it! It’s a little disturbing.
Jahx Oh, it’s just their way. Wench.
Arinda Now cut that out!
Jahx Sorry. Evil wench! C’mere!
Arinda Quit it, Jahx! Besides, that’s not the way they do it. They act like they want nothing to do with each other. And then… they do, I guess.
Jahx Okay, I want nothing to do with you… over here… on my lap!
Arinda Mind your hands, young man! Stop it!