Nathan I beg to differ – I have plenty...
Catherine Only because I buy them for you!
Nathan As I was saying, I have more shoes than I can ever possibly wear! And I’m a mage, for crying out loud! And I don’t have nearly as many as you do!
Catherine I don’t have that many Nathan.
Nathan The only way possible for you to wear all the shoes you have in your ETERNAL lifetime is if you wore them on your hands as well! Why on earth do either of us need so many shoes?
Catherine Let me put it this way – I know exactly which ones you wear and which ones you’ve never worn.
Nathan And how’s that? By looking at the bottoms?
Catherine No, by the smell!
Nathan I beg your pardon! How dare you! And why are you going around sniffing my shoes?
Catherine I refuse to dignify that remark with an answer.
Nathan Fine, but do you really need a MILLION shoes in order to keep them in good order?
Jahx You’re not gonna win this one, Nathan. Give it up.
Nathan Does Rinda bury you in shoes you'll never wear?
Jahx Well... no.
Nathan Then shut your cakehole.
Jahx I say, how rude.
Catherine Jahx's shoes don't generate a noxious fog that could take out a small village.
Jahx Thank you Catherine.
Nathan Oh, why don't you two go play with your shoes.
Jahx Just what are you implying, Nathan?
Nathan *snerk*... if the shoe fits...
Catherine You're an idiot.