Cullen If you’re going to be that cheerful, chances are the devil’s minions aren’t the only ones who’ll be avoiding you.
The Mage Sister Aw, c’mon, fellas! Don’t you wanna be happy, happy, happy, too?!?
Nathan Not really.
The Mage Sister Aw! Are you boys all Mr. Grumpy-face today?
Cullen What are you on?
Nathan And don’t give it to anyone else or I’ll have you arrested.
Catherine You could do with some chippering up, dear. It’s been raining for days.
Nathan What makes you think my mood has anything to do with that?
Catherine Oh please! Because it does! Who doesn’t know that?
Cullen I knew that.
Arinda I knew that, too.
Jahx Kind of obvious, Nathan.
Nathan I am not making it rain! It’s an atmospheric thing! Good grief, Jahx, you’re a teacher! Do you teach you’re students that the king’s moods are what causes weather???
Nathan You’re fired.
Jahx We don’t teach them that you cause weather, just that you’re a factor. You know, it’ll be clear, sunny and warm today with a 30 percent chance of Nathan getting pissed off, so don’t forget your umbrella if you’re going out today.
Nathan Again, you’re fired.