|The Mage Sister||
Alech I’d just as soon keep away from crocodiles, if it’s all the same to you. They give me the willies.
Jahx I’m with you!
Cullen As a professional healer, I’d advise that as the best course of action.
Thor Aw! Crocodiles is lovin’ creatures! You just give ‘em a big ol’ hug and they can’t do enough for ya.
Jahx More like can’t do enough to you.
Alech I’m not hugging a crocodile!
Thor Why not? They’ll only bite you once.
Jahx ONLY once.
Alech I don’t like their skin – all scaly and weird. Reminds me of snakes. Don’t like those, either.
Cullen I’m seeing a whole new girly side of you, Alech.
Alech Shut up, Cullen. Don’t see you goin’ out chasin’ snakes and crocodiles and such.
Cullen Yeah, well, I’ve got stuff to do… like keeping people from dying… and such. And in order of those goals, I highly recommend avoiding snakes and crocodiles.
Sebastien I like snakes. You’re all just a bunch of prejudiced jerks.
Cullen Funny. That doesn’t surprise me.
Sebastien What’s that supposed to mean?
Cullen Clearly you relate to scaly, slimy, cold-blooded creatures.
Jahx Must you pick a fight, Cullen?
Sebastien Oh, the precious git speaks. Why don’t you mind your own business, @#^&*(&&%! I don’t need you to fight my battles for me.
Jahx By all means, fight your own battle, dafnit. And die a horrible death while you’re at it.
Alech Alright, that’ll do. Don’t make me report you lot to Cristov.
Sebastien You think you’re so high and mighty just because you’re on the council. I’m not afraid of you!
Alech Is that so?
Sebastien Yeah, that’s so! What’re you gonna do about it? Try to roast me? I’m a spark, too, stu… Aaaaagh!!!
Thor Wow, I’ve never seen him run that fast.
Cullen What’d you do, Alech?
Alech If you’re not a spark, you don’t need to know.