Always act as if you're wearing an invisible crown. ~Author Unknown

Nathan  Now that’s just mean. You’re clearly into torture, and I’m not sure any of us should have anything to do with you.

The Mage Sister  Some people like wearing crowns, Nathan. Not everyone has a pathological fear of them.

Nathan  And now you’re lying. You aren't a very respectable character, are you?  I don’t know anyone who likes walking around with an iron maiden on their head.

The Mage Sister  How many people do you know that wear crowns?

Nathan  There’s plenty, and none of them like it.

Arinda  I don’t mind wearing it, Nathan. It’s not that bad.

Catherine  They’re nowhere near as uncomfortable as you’d have people believe.

Nathan  Who’s talking please? Do I know you?

Catherine  I certainly hope so, because otherwise a complete stranger stole all the covers last night.

Nathan  I have no idea what you’re talking about. The very idea!

Arinda  My apologies, Your Majesty. Clearly I’m mistaken and I’ll return this ten pound hair ornament to your keeping.

Nathan  What? Hold on now!

Arinda  Well, since you don’t know me, I have no need for it…

Nathan  Now, Rinda, no one ever said anything about that.

Arinda  …and I shan’t need to bother with all the royal gobbledygook that goes along with it.

Nathan  My word! I just remembered! Must’ve had a brief lapse there, but everything is fine, and you can take that crown back now, Rinda.

Arinda  I don’t want it.

Nathan  TAKE THE CROWN!

Arinda  No.

Nathan  Awww, Rinda, c’mon! I was just having a bit of fun!

Arinda  Who’s talking, please? Do I know you?

Catherine  Well played, Madam!

Arinda  Thank you!

Nathan  Funny. Very funny. I’m doubling over with laughter.